Messing about on one's river
But, thanks to the vision, and bravery, of land-owner Jeremy Paxton, the rich, famous and architecturally adventurous may soon be queuing up to spend their R & R time in Gloucestershire.
A former water-skiing champion, Paxton has already built several hundred exclusive houses on the site of the Lower Mill Estate, which boasts lakes, ponds, swimming pools, an organic farm, and a nearby airport.
But he has now raised his sights from mere holiday heaven to architectural nirvana. And, with a little help from a team of 23 famously uncompromising architects, he is building the world's most unusual holiday homes (Lower Mill Landmark Houses).
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Forget GFCH and original features, these groundbreaking designs include exploding roofs, spinning storeys, rooftop swimming pools and bedrooms that slide in and out like drawers.
And, although some of them may look more like somewhere to store the motor cruiser than home-sweet-home, they are arousing interest from the architecturally astute around the world, including a few Hollywood stars.
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Noble neighbours
House, The Lower Mill Estate
One big name, however, who lives just four miles from the development, probably won't be sending for a brochure.
For Prince Charles, whose own architectural venture, Poundbury, received mixed press, the phrase 'monstrous carbuncle' may come in handy again.
But, if you could see yourself swapping otter-spotting stories around the lake with the glitterati, money really must be no object. These one-off buildings will set you back between £2 and £10 million.
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Wildlife, The Lower Mill Estate
And, if that doesn't put you off, remember that as they are officially holiday homes, you will only be allowed to live in them for 11 months of the year!
Although it will probably be a few years yet before the houses are open for viewings, we can give you a sneak preview of the first eight. They may not be to everyone's taste, but, then again, they weren't designed for everyone.
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1. The Alsop House
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The architect: Will Alsop.
The concept: A timber-clad flared tube. One half forms the living space, the other half is a glazed winter garden.
Tell me more: Situated on an island, the entire ground floor can slide out from the main house, through the open garden area, and hang over the water like a pier.
Would Suit: Definitely one for a lazy water lover. If the mountain won't come to Mohammed& then put it on wheels and drag it over.
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2. Hide House
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The architect: Alison Brooks.
The concept: A hybrid patio house/barn building that hovers over its waterside site like an amphibious craft.
Tell me more: This house is probably amazing from the inside, with reflections from the water filling the interior with moving light. The exterior, however, covered in rusted steel and mirrored glass, may not catch on.
Would Suit: Someone avoiding cold callers, or visits from poor relatives (they would never find the front door). Also good for a narcissist who could keep checking his appearance when he's in the garden.
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3. Orchid House
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The architect: Sarah Featherstone.
The concept: The design is based on the opening bud of one of the bee orchids that grow on the site.
Tell me more: Camouflaged to blend into the landscape, this giant bud is strikingly beautiful. Unlike many of the others, this house is very simple, with rooms fanning out from the kitchen like leaves.
Would Suit: Horticulturists might consider this house. But the resemblance to a cracking dinosaur's egg would also make it a must-buy for anyone with a child under the age of ten.
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4. Watermark House
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The architect: Piers Gough.
The concept: Standing in the water, the house spirals up like a looping coil of rope.
Tell me more: Despite the slight multi-storey car park look, this is a very glamorous building. Curling round to create three storeys, it culminates in a roof terrace with a full-length infinity pool under the open sky. Wonderful!
Would Suit: Art lovers who want to create their own mini Guggenheim; skateboard enthusiasts, who, with a minor modification could have a lot of fun down the stairs; and anyone with a phobia about corners.
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5. Private House
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The architect: Eva Jericna.
The concept: An open-ended floating box on stilts.
Tell me more: This house pays no lip service to the rural environment. Hovering physically and spiritually above the water on mirror-polished stilts, it is uncompromisingly sleek and sophisticated.
Would Suit: Green-wellie owners need not apply. This is a country house for city lovers.
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6. The Sundance Villa
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The architect: Richard Reid.
The concept: A three-storey circular villa with a rotating top floor.
Tell me more: Remember the restaurant at the top of the Post Office Tower? This is better. Not only does the Sundance Villa's top floor spin, but parts of the roof also open up. Also boasts a sauna, screening room, and two pools.
Would Suit: Ideal for a sun-worshipping media mogul who is enticed by the prospect of never having to reposition his sun lounger.
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7. Spec-deck House
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The architect: Roger Sherman Architecture.
The concept: Built over the water, the Spec-Deck's three bedrooms can be floated out on pontoons for sleeping au sauvage.
Tell me more: Protected only by mosquito-netted "tents" the three bedrooms slide out onto the water, revealing beneath them goodies such as a sauna, a Jacuzzi and a freshwater lap pool (a netted-off area of the pond).
Would Suit: Someone with a fetish for tidying (expect to hear cries of "and put your bedroom away!"), who likes water rats and has a large supply of goose fat to help him withstand the freezing pond water.
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8. The Boat House
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The architect: Charlie Sutherland and Charlie Hussey.
The concept: A contemporary interpretation of the traditional boathouse.
Tell me more: Far less swanky, the main feature of the house is a timber-slat "arbour" placed over the entire house, which provides privacy and dappled shade for the open areas, but does look a bit like a picnic hamper.
Would Suit: A shy boating enthusiast who doesn't mind ending up with a stripy tan.
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Nikki Sheehan
Feedback on this story:
01.03.06
"It's a nice modern idea, but they don't suit the landscape and ruin the local countryside. The Cotswolds is about history and farming and these developments are for people who obviously have completely the wrong idea of what the countryside is."
29.01.06
"At last! Fantastic buildings, truly innovative and in sympathy with their situation. People want windows!"
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